Satoshi disappeared. He went to take a shit and never came back.
Is he really gone?
Look for clues rich in fiber on the public toilet wall.
$CRAPTOSHI is the first meme coin created to commemorate emissions exceeding the white paper itself—a movement driven by intestinal peristalsis. There is no proof-of-work here. We only recognize proof-of-excretion.
If you feel stomach discomfort, we strongly recommend adopting the squat strategy. If you enjoy the constipation brought on by long-term holding, feel free. Either way, this is gold—faith directly flushed out from the intestines.
SHIT-NOMICS
Ticker: $CRAPTOSHI
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000
Tax: 0%
CA: SOON
Disclaimer
$CRAPTOSHI is a pure on-chain meme shitcoin. Anyone attempting to find value, logic, or investment returns in it should seek psychological help immediately.